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PostSubject: few jokes!   Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:35 am

two queers shagging up a alley when a copper shone his torch

one of them ran off but the poilce man caught the other

"you dirty baxtered, if i'd caught your mate i'd have shoved this trungeon right up his arse!"

then a voice from down the alley said "yoohoo i'm in the bin"

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the sexual postition formally known as the 69 is now called the 96

due to the credit crunch the cost of eating out has gone up!

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Dont tell anyone......... im gonna go down on you and your gonna love it!

but its only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it

then im gonna come back up again and screw you big time!




all my love
petrol prices XX

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3 nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a massive hard on.

first nurse says "cant let that go to waste" and rides him

second nurse does the same

3rd nurse hesitates and says shes on the blob but does him anyway

then the man sits up and the nurses in shock apologise saying they thought he was dead

man replies saying he was but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion he feels better than ever!
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PostSubject: Re: few jokes!   Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:49 am

man walks into bar and shouts
OUCH!! who fu**ing put that there

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a blonde and a bloke are shagging
suddenly she stops and says wait you havent got A.I.Ds have you
the man replys no of course not
blonde says oh thanks god
i dont wanna catch that again

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what does a chav use as protection during sex
a bus shelter

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a police man i standing on the corner of a street
when a man comes round the corner with a lion on a lead
the policeman says hey you there you cant just walk round the streets with a lion
take it to the zoo immediately
the man goes OK

next day the policeman is standing on the corner
and the same man comes round the corner with the same lion
the policeman says "hey you come here" the man walks over with the lion
policeman says im issueing you with a warning
the man says why?
he says i told you to take that lion to the zoo
the man says oh i did
he realy enjoyed it we're on our way to the cinema right now
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PostSubject: Re: few jokes!   Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:14 am

enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, Father, it
has been one month since my last confession.. I've had sex with Fannie
Green every week for the last month.'

The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'

Soon, another man enters the confessional. 'Father, it has been two
months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green
twice a week for the last two months.' This time the priest asks, 'Who
is this Fannie Green?'

'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replies.

'Very well,' says the priest. 'Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's
eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in
front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching
shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman
sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispering quietly asks, is that
Fannie Green?'

The altar boy replies, 'No Father, I think it's just the reflection
off her shoes'.
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PostSubject: Re: few jokes!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:32 pm

A man with a black eye boards a plane and notices the man next to him has a shiner too. The first man says "How did you get that?!", the second guy replies, "Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two tickets to tittsburgh.". The first man says, "I got mine like that too! I wanted to say to my wife 'pour me a bowl of frosties please' but instead I accidentally said 'you ruined my life you evil fat c**t'."

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PostSubject: Re: few jokes!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:50 pm

still waiting for that as a text lan!
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